Based on a true story.
PATIENT 1: Ouch, Dr. Carson! My tooth's been aching.
BEN CARSON: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE AIDS
PATIENT 2: My back's been killing me, doc. Should I take some Tylen-
BEN CARSON: THIS IS WORSE THAN SLAVERY
PATIENT 2: Whoa, it's not that bad. I only feel it when it's cold outside.
BEN CARSON: AIDSSSSSSS
PATIENT 3: I tripped on a confederate flag while attending a Tea Party rally you spoke at. Scraped my knee up pretty rough.
BEN CARSON: ANARCHY IS IMMINENT WILL WE EVEN HAVE ELECTIONS IN 2016? Oh, well okay that's not so severe. Now, what was I saying about Nazi Germany?