What if Dr. Ben Carson still practiced medicine?

Based on a true story.

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PATIENT 1: Ouch, Dr. Carson! My tooth's been aching.

BEN CARSON: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE AIDS

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PATIENT 2: My back's been killing me, doc. Should I take some Tylen-

BEN CARSON: THIS IS WORSE THAN SLAVERY

PATIENT 2: Whoa, it's not that bad. I only feel it when it's cold outside.

BEN CARSON: AIDSSSSSSS

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PATIENT 3: I tripped on a confederate flag while attending a Tea Party rally you spoke at. Scraped my knee up pretty rough.

BEN CARSON: ANARCHY IS IMMINENT WILL WE EVEN HAVE ELECTIONS IN 2016? Oh, well okay that's not so severe. Now, what was I saying about Nazi Germany?